Gardening here can be a daunting task. The soil is mostly sand and clay; there are often periods of drought. An ideal plan would be to plant in containers with large reservoirs for water storage. But what do you do if all the store bought planters are just not "edgy" or unique enough for you?
That's right folks, you do like the gentleman (?) up the road from me does. One has to admit that there is plenty of water storage! This judge personally deducts points for your average big-box dog warning sign though. I want to see something that strikes fear in a would-be yard enterer. Maybe something with a foamy mouth and sharp teeth showing.... oh, and the cartoon lines that give the impression of really loud barking!
Whats that? The issue at hand is a leg humping dog? OHHHH!?!?! The judge gives the full 10 point allotment then. Bravo fine sir, bravo!
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