Being an "almost" 14 year old girl is a very hard thing... apparently. You have to deal with extremely strange looks when you ask the DQ if they can draw an olde timey moustache on your cake. Then, you have to settle for your mother doing it instead. Sometimes you have to suffer opening your presents early because your father is not going to be in town on your actual birthday.
You also have to pose for pictures with said cake and presents. The torture! As if these trials weren't enough, you also have to have your picture taken at your birthday dinner. But, on this magical day (and this day only), your mother will not threaten to burn all your clothes because you wore THREE different outfits in one day!!!
Happy Almost Birfday FirstBorn! I'm sorry you have it so rough!
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